I love making fun of Justin Bieber, but at the same time, it almost feels too easy.
Because there is no way anybody can find him fuckable in any way, shape, or form - I mean, come on. Look at him. Look at him. He exemplifies everything I hate about today’s pop culture - a glorification of youth, an appeal to the most conservative and bland of demographics - and his insufferable self-importance is beyond grating. Not fuckable.
But you already knew that, didn’t you?