I love making fun of Justin Bieber, but at the same time, it almost feels too easy.
Because there is no way anybody can find him fuckable in any way, shape, or form - I mean, come on. Look at him. Look at him. He exemplifies everything I hate about today’s pop culture - a glorification of youth, an appeal to the most conservative and bland of demographics - and his insufferable self-importance is beyond grating. Not fuckable.
But you already knew that, didn’t you?
Anonymous asked: “Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, perhaps?”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. Not fuckable. Ever.
A lot of you have been asking about Jensen Ackles, who I go back and forth on…which really means that my ultimate verdict is not fuckable. Sorry, Supernatural fans…please don’t hurt me. I’m scared of you guys.
“wanna change your mind about chord overstreet?”
Ennnnnnhhhhhhh. I guess I just don’t find anybody on Glee fuckable.
Speaking of Glee, as irritating as the show can get, it’s not nearly as irritating as people’s annoying comments about the show’s focus on Kurt’s coming out and its consequences. I don’t know if you noticed, but the show spent at least twice the amount of time they’ve spent on Kurt talking about Quinn’s stupid pregnancy and Terri’s even stupider fake one, and last time I checked, those issues weren’t driving thousands of kids to kill themselves every day.
So please, everybody who thinks that Glee is too Kurt-centric these days: shut the fuck up. You can have issues with how they’ve handled his character (god knows they’ve made mistakes), but don’t just bitch and moan about how important they’ve made him. If it weren’t for the relatively genuine and at times very sad portrayal of a gay teen coming out in a decidedly unfriendly world, I would’ve completely abandoned the show a long time ago. Not only is it unfair to Glee to complain about this; it’s also unfair to television in general. Let’s be honest: no other show as widely watched as Glee has a character like Kurt.
But yeah, Chord Overstreet…still not fuckable. Sorry, hun.
I have a lot of friends who absolutely love Matt Damon, and I’ve never been able to understand it. Yeah, he’s talented and seems really sweet and intelligent and all (so is Ed Norton and half of these bitches have never heard of him) but…I dunno, he looks, to paraphrase Kathy Griffin, like a boring lay. Does he project some sort of high-pitched sound that only straight girls can hear or something? Not fuckable.
Anonymous asked: “Alan Rickman?”
I love Snape as much as the next Harry Potter fan (Rickman’s performances are always reliably excellent) but Alan Rickman strikes me as somewhat…well, to be perfectly honest, creepy. Not fuckable, but I am a big fan.
abrildelarge asked: “Ian Somerhalder <3”
Ennnhhhh. I’m grumpy today so I’m going to give this a not fuckable. Total spur-of-the-moment decision.
Anonymous asked: “kris allen?”
Meh. Not particularly fuckable. Kind of cute in a bland way, I guess.
Anonymous asked: Adam Lambert?
Ugh. This queen? The one who inevitably became the symbol of homosexuality for mindless television-addicted Americans everywhere? The one whose obnoxious antics will now forever be associated with gay culture? The one who essentially leapt out of the gate screaming “HEY GUISE DID YOU KNOW I’M GAY LIEKOMG CHECK OUT MY EYELINER AND MY HAIR I LOOK LIKE SUSAN OSBOURNE AFTER A CAR ACCIDENT”
Yeah, no. Not fuckable.
ngoldie asked: “Chord Overstreet?”
Wait, is this the new gay kid on Glee?
YOU’RE (sort of) CUTE, THIN, AND ON A RED CARPET, AND YOU’RE WEARING A SUIT THAT’S ABOUT TWO SIZES TOO BIG FOR YOU.
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Not fuckable.
jayeina asked: “Not sure if I’ve asked you this, but what the hell. Bradley James?”
He looks like a baby. Not fuckable.
tiestringstoclouds asked: “How about Michael Sheen? Personally, I think he’s super adorable. *^_^*”
He is cute, but not is a fuckable way. I think it’s the nose.
Anonymous asked: “Jean-Luc Bilodeau?”
Not fuckable.
“What about Nicolas Cage?”
Ew. Not fuckable.
fuckable / not fuckable is a blog dedicated to answering the ever-important question of whether or not a man is fuckable or not fuckable.
